[rottenfaery]

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

[friends-style]

Rachel in 3x7

[peachisty]

things you deserve this 2018:

• pure love
• a kind heart
• prosperity
  
• genuine happiness
• honesty and transparency
• softness
• hope
• good art
• clear skin

[imsoshive]

Me: *finally finds peace and happiness in life*

That bullshit:

[memeufacturing]

college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis
me: wtf why dude
college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus

[sexysuggestion]

tease the fuck out of me

[billcarden]

i got ur nose!

[thelosversclubs]

Hello? Is this Stacey’s mom? Oh great, hey! I just wanted to say tHAT YOUR BITCH OF A DAUGHTER HURT MY CHILD- YES I JUST CALLED YOUR DAUGHTER A BITCH- Yes he’s my child. No, I’m not Mrs. Henderson. Yes this is Steve, Steve Harrington - LISTEN THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT OKAY? DUSTIN IS MY SON WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. Anywayyyy, I just wanted to say your daughter has been very disrespectful to my Dustin at the Snow Ball the other night and I would like a personal apology from her or you can kiss your PTA presidency goodbye. YOU HEARD ME AND I MEAN IT-

[iwillbestronger]

happy birthday alex!

[gotitforcheap]

online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald